You know sweatpants?
In Australia we call them trakky-dacks.
im starting to think you aussies are just fucking with us
we actually aren’t and that’s the horrendous part.
- Easy and very effective
- Requires nothing but your body
- Includes attack
Very useful to know, pass and share please.
I don’t mean to impose a personal favour on you guys, but I really would like to ask that everyone who follows me reblog this.
I don’t think I made it very clear but last month I was sexually assaulted by someone who I thought was my friend (I don’t want to talk about it don’t ask), and it’s… really fucked with my head.
Had I known this a month ago I would have been able to get away.
So, essentially, I’m really pleading with you to reblog this so everyone who follows you doesn’t get stuck in the same position I was with no way out.
I mean again I don’t want the point of this to be my sob story or whatever but if you could reblog this it would seriously mean a lot
(Source: , via onedirectioncutefacts)
YESTERDAY I WAS GOING INTO ENGLISH CLASS AND THIS KID WAS TELLING MY TEACHER “I HAVE THIS VIDEO I WANT TO SHOW THE CLASS” AND MY TEACHER WAS LIKE “OKAY WHATS IT RATED” AND HE WAS LIKE “OH ITS G ITS DEFINITELY G” AND SO HE WENT TO THE CLASSROOM AND PUT THIS ON MY TEACHER WAS HORRIFIED I NEARLY PISSED MYSELF
i want every frame of this tattooed on my body and then i want it on my gravestone
children in a nutshell
i made a thing
this was more useful than university
wow this came at a good time
3 years of English majoring in university and this is the best essay-writing advice I’ve ever gotten.
i’m gonna commit a Leonardo deCapitation if he don’t win an oscar tonight
i got paired with a super hot guy for a project in my criminal justice class and he just came up to me and said “oh my god you know what we are? we’re partners in crime! get it?” and then we both changed each others contact in our phone to “partner in crime” and now i kinda wanna marry him
|romeo:||im so sad|
|romeo:||ill never be happy|
|romeo:||a party sure why not ill just sulk around an- WOAH|
|romeo:||SHE GOT DA BOOTY|
|romeo:||imma dance with her|
|romeo:||*dancin wit teh juliet*|
|juliet:||dafuq are you|
|romeo:||AYYY LOOK I FOUND DAT LADY'S HOUSE|
|juliet:||OMG HI I REMEMBER YOU|
|romeo:||yeah its me hey wanna get married|
|juliet:||dont you think its too soon|
|juliet:||HEY YEAH LETS GET MARRIED TOMORROW|
|romeo:||AWW YEAH I BET THIS PUTS ME ABOVE MERCUTIO AND BENVOLIO IN MAN POINTS|
|rome and juli:||FRIAR MARRY US PLEASE:|
|friar:||idk and ROMEO WEREN'T YOU JUST SULKING OVER ROSALINE LIKE YESTERDAY|
|friar:||ok fine ur married|
|rome and juli:||yaaaay|
|*some time later*|
|tybalt:||WELL SLAP MY BUTTOCKS AND CALL ME A MONTAGUE IS THAT ROMEO|
|mercutio:||excuse you dont talk bout my friend like that|
|tybalt:||shut up mercutio *stab*|
|mercutio:||WAAHAHAH IM DED *he die*|
|tybalt:||oH NO IM DED AHH *he die too*|
|prince:||ohmygod why did i JUST tell you yesterday about fighting|
|prince:||no ur banished|
|romeo:||HWWHWHHAAAT YOU BANBISHED ME|
|romeo:||*runs to friar* IMMA KILL MYSELF*|
|friar:||no i have plan just go to mantua ok|
|juliet:||FRIAR HELP THE LOVE OF MY LIFE THAT I KNEW FOR LIKE 1 DAY JUST GOT BANISHED IMMA KILL MYSELF|
|friar:||NO JULIET I HAVE A PLAN you drink this potion you look dead you be put in capulet tomb until you wake up and romeo find you and you run away together|
|juliet:||*goes home and drinks potion*|
|nurse:||hey juliet rise and shi- OOOH MY GOD LADY CAPULET COME HERE OH MY GOD OH MY GOD|
|lady capulet:||wha- OH NOO OH NO okay lets throw her in the tomb of dead people|
|juliet:||*in da tomb* zzZzzZZzzzZ *not actually dead just sleepin*|
|romeo's servant:||AYY YOO ROMEO I GOTS NEWS FOR YA|
|romeo's servant:||JULIET'S DEAD|
|romeo:||OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND POISON MYSELF BEFORE LOOKING INTO THE SITUATION AT ALL OR CONTACTING THE FRIAR OR ANYTHING|
|romeo:||*breaks into the tomb of dead capulet people*|
|romeo:||oh my god its juliet wow she doesn't even look dead|
|romeo:||but im sure she is|
|juliet:||*yawning* YAWWWN oh i can't wait to see my rome- WHAT DAFUQ|
|juliet:||IT'S ROMEO NEXT TO ME|
|juliet:||*grabs sword and stabs herself*|
|oh yeah and romeo also killed Paris in the tomb by the way forgot to add that b/c apparently killing tybalt wasn't enough|
|friar:||*comes in cell*|
|LADY CAPULET:||WHAT DIS|
|CApULET:||*strokes montagues face* brother|