yourguardianangelalways:

quadworkorange:

what

what

fromdusktilldomme:

your fave is problematic…hydromatic…ultramatic…
why, it could be greased lightning!

meladoodle:

nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off

awidesetvagina:

this is still the best story ever told at a talk show

goldenwebs:

tip for 6 year olds: dont do TOO well in elementary school, your parents will expect those 5 years of grades for the majority of your school life

peaceserums:

*after first day of school* so when’s summer vacation

4thalbum:

"all gays will go to hell"

oh noooo…. what will i do… surrounded with ……. nothing ……. but other homosexuals……….. u win this round……… god

belle-addams:

furything:

can you believe that there are legal nipples and illegal nipples

That’s it, that’s actually it.