We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.
I will actually never get over how fucking dumb Romeo and Juliet are
fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon
””“”“why did you cut your hair?::”“”“” i cut my hair to piss you off. specifially you, i was thinking of you when i cut my hair. i was thinking that you, specifically, would be interested in what my newly short hair meant to you, specifically.
I want all the clothes in the world but I only have $9 and my virginity
I’m stuck between wanting:
1. A long lasting relationship with my soulmate who supports me and protects me and is my partner and we are completely bad ass together and in love
2. Wanting to have casual sex and rip out the heart of everyone person I meet
3. Being independent and having a loyal dog while I’m married to my career
It scares me how accurate this is.
"THE LAUNDRY! GET THE LAUNDRY!!"
carpe diem - seize the day
carpe noctem - seize the night
carpe natem - seize the ass
Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.
carpe collum - seize the neck