queerbaitingforgodot:

sex is a lot like the Iliad. you thrust spears, you get constant long winded metaphors about lions, zeus is there

lieutenantstilinski:

edenidoigo:

whalegod:

tell me a secret

One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand and he was so heartbroken and started quoting Hamlet.

I didn’t have the heart to tell him that it was a red m&m.

I can’t breathe

Anonymous asked:
i'm not a feminist because i believe in equality in all genders.

earth-deer:

OOHH MY MGOSH GOOMMYY GOOMMY O

OMG 

OH MY GOD

OOHHHHH MYY GOS HH OMGG MY GODDDD OMMY GODHHSHHHHHH OH GOS H  OHHH MY GOSOHHH HOM G OMG OOH MY GOSH OOHHHHH MYY GOS HH OMGG MY GODDDD OMMY GODHHSHHHHHH OH GOS H  OHHH MY GOSOHHH HOM G OMG OOH MY GOSH OOHHHHH MYY GOS HH OMGG MY GODDDD OMMY GODHHSHHHHHH OH GOS H  OHHH MY GOSOHHH HOM G OMG OOH MY GOSH OOHHHHH MYY GOS HH OMGG MY GODDDD OMMY GODHHSHHHHHH OH GOS H  OHHH MY GOSOHHH HOM G OMG OOH MY GOSH OOHHHHH MYY GOS HH OMGG MY GODDDD OMMY GODHHSHHHHHH OH GOS H  OHHH MY GOSOHHH HOM G OMG OOH MY GOSH OOHHHHH MYY GOS HH OMGG MY GODDDD OMMY GODHHSHHHHHH OH GOS H  OHHH MY GOSOHHH HOM G OMG OOH MY GOSH OOHHHHH MYY GOS HH OMGG MY GODDDD OMMY GODHHSHHHHHH OH GOS H  OHHH MY GOSOHHH HOM G OMG OOH MY GOSH OOHHHHH MYY GOS HH OMGG MY GODDDD OMMY GODHHSHHHHHH OH GOS H  OHHH MY GOSOHHH HOM G OMG OOH MY GOSH OOHHHHH MYY GOS HH OMGG MY GODDDD OMMY GODHHSHHHHHH OH GOS H  OHHH MY GOSOHHH HOM G OMG OOH MY GOSH OOHHHHH MYY GOS HH OMGG MY GODDDD OMMY GODHHSHHHHHH OH GOS H  OHHH MY GOSOHHH HOM G OMG OOH MY GOSH OOHHHHH MYY GOS HH OMGG MY GODDDD OMMY GODHHSHHHHHH OH GOS H  OHHH MY GOSOHHH HOM G OMG OOH MY GOSH OOHHHHH MYY GOS HH OMGG MY GODDDD OMMY GODHHSHHHHHH OH GOS H  OHHH MY GOSOHHH HOM G OMG OOH MY GOSH 

flymyass:

flymyass:

flymyass:

flymyass:

whats cOler than coldy freeze

really cold!!!

OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY

i was fucking stoned as shit and feeling awful and barely remember even making this text post why in the hell does it have 9,000+ notes

liquidglue:

liquidglue:

liquidglue:

*at a party*
this bass is wild!

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tom-spanks:

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

stevienickswelshwitch:

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kisses-with-sherlock:

ameliapondb:

animeasuka:

imatimelorddetectivedemonhunter:

hanannibalbanannibal:

thewookiee2:

jesusfreakinglucifer:

carolingponds:

frankietastic:

juilan:

I can’t wait until I get that job at Starbucks because I’m going to spell everyone’s name wrong so they can’t instagram their cups

are you satan

are you god

are we humans

Or are we dancer

Is this the real life

Or is this just a fantasy

no this is patrick

maybe it’s maybelline

no it’s becky

everybodywantstoruleklaine:

When I find myself in times of trouble
Darren Criss comes to me, speaking words of wisdom
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drunkdilf:

kinda wanna go on a date, kinda wanna get hit by a truck too 

lacigreen:

ok but this is literally what “boys will be boys” means