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Australians on Tumblr are the best

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#when I find myself in times of trouble #pennsatucky comes to me #speaking words of wisdom

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An 11 year old in a letter to Tony Abbott  (via paisleywild)

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You were elected to represent our country, not yourself.

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What gay men give to the world.  A-yup.

On the second one.

There’s this one gay club I go to that actually has a problem of straight guys going there to dance with girls.  I guess these guys don’t understand that girls can also be gay, because they assume that any girls at the club are there with their gay guy friends.

So one night I was out on the dance floor, and I see this guy.  He’s like over six-foot, at least, all beefed-up, muscle shirt, looks kindof like a douchebag.  And he’s just circling the dance floor, in one continuous loop, looking at the crowd like a predator, and it’s creeping me the fuck out.

It’s creeping me out enough that I don’t immediately realize what’s going on nearby.  Some girl has attracted one of the Assholes, who has proceeded to begin grinding on her.  She’s pushing him away, telling him to get lost.  He’s pulling that whole, “come on, don’t be a bitch” spiel, and generally just not getting the message.

BAM.  Suddenly, the prowling guy swoops in, like some sort of Gay Avenger.  He shoves himself between the girl and the Asshole, grabs the Asshole by the hips, and starts dirty dancing him like a God-damned fuck machine.  Asshole completely flips his shit, like how DARE another man try to dance with him at a GAY BAR???, starts spitting curses, and tears ass off the dance floor and out onto the sidewalk.

The Gay Avenger turns back to the girl, inclines his head in an, “are you okay?” sort of gesture.  She nods, and he returns to his previous position of circling the dance floor, looking for his next target.

Told this story to some guys upstairs.  Apparently Gay Avenger is a regular there.

someone write a comic book about Gay Avenger.

Reblogging for Gay Avenger

Gay Avenger is my favorite story on tumblr

GAY AVENGER

I did my undergrad thesis on Gay Avenger.

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http://godsmangina.tumblr.com/post/86882023025/vampmissedith-when-i-was-a-freshman-my-sister →

vampmissedith:

When I was a freshman, my sister was in eighth grade. There was a boy in two of her periods who would ask her out every single day. (Third and seventh period, if I remember correctly.) All day during third and seventh she would repeatedly tell him no. She didn’t beat around…

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katiefab:

cutebabe:

shipcomingthrough:

Just watch it.

oh……my fucking

No, seriously. Watch the video.

but guys…can you imagine what would happen if someone hacked the highways? 

HERE’S THE LINK TO SOLAR FREAKIN’ ROADWAYS GUYS

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SIGNAL BOOST THIS SHIT

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ghostsofwinchesterspast:

localmum:

every school has one guy that doesnt wash his hair and kinda has a moustache but not really 

i go to an all girls school and this is still accurate

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bogleech:

hospitalvespers:

look GOOOooooodd

look BAAaaaaad

look BAAAAHHHHHWWWWGAWWGGHHHBVVVVVVTBVVVVVVT

VVVVVVVVVVVVT VVVVVVVTTTTTTT

that was our jam

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alwaysdownandout:

The season of leg shaving is upon us.

[muffled Australian laughter in the distance]

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