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15piecesofflare:

experminate:

thehighwayaisle:

You know sweatpants?

In Australia we call them trakky-dacks. 

im starting to think you aussies are just fucking with us

we actually aren’t and that’s the horrendous part.

(via shitapillar)

heylookitsliz:

elizabeth-antoinette:

ikenbot:

freeselfdefense:

Rape Escape

  • Easy and very effective
  • Requires nothing but your body
  • Includes attack

Very useful to know, pass and share please.

Worth watching

I don’t mean to impose a personal favour on you guys, but I really would like to ask that everyone who follows me reblog this. 

I don’t think I made it very clear but last month I was sexually assaulted by someone who I thought was my friend (I don’t want to talk about it don’t ask), and it’s… really fucked with my head. 

Had I known this a month ago I would have been able to get away

So, essentially, I’m really pleading with you to reblog this so everyone who follows you doesn’t get stuck in the same position I was with no way out. 

I mean again I don’t want the point of this to be my sob story or whatever but if you could reblog this it would seriously mean a lot 

(Source: , via onedirectioncutefacts)

charlesdarwn:

YESTERDAY I WAS GOING INTO ENGLISH CLASS AND THIS KID WAS TELLING MY TEACHER “I HAVE THIS VIDEO I WANT TO SHOW THE CLASS” AND MY TEACHER WAS LIKE “OKAY WHATS IT RATED” AND HE WAS LIKE “OH ITS G ITS DEFINITELY G” AND SO HE WENT TO THE CLASSROOM AND PUT THIS ON MY TEACHER WAS HORRIFIED I NEARLY PISSED MYSELF

(via leahha)

adriofthedead:

ghostalebrije:

speedwag:

i want every frame of this tattooed on my body and then i want it on my gravestone

the icecream

children in a nutshell

(Source: fuks, via knewyear)

laura-xx:

buried—beneath:

bluandorange:

ofdarklands:

captainnaustralia:

i made a thing

this was more useful than university

wow this came at a good time

3 years of English majoring in university and this is the best essay-writing advice I’ve ever gotten.

(via prongsass)

missjune-1975:

The noise his lil feet are making

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via troyesivan)

stupidstagram:

i’m gonna commit a Leonardo deCapitation if he don’t win an oscar tonight 

(via shitapillar)

blackgirlwhiteboylove:

The knife is still there but they still won’t admit it.

(via knewyear)

sarahkeilman94:

i got paired with a super hot guy for a project in my criminal justice class and he just came up to me and said “oh my god you know what we are? we’re partners in crime! get it?” and then we both changed each others contact in our phone to “partner in crime” and now i kinda wanna marry him

(via shitapillar)

Summary of Romeo and Juliet

romeo:im so sad
romeo:ill never be happy
romeo:a party sure why not ill just sulk around an- WOAH
romeo:WHO DAT
romeo:SHE GOT DA BOOTY
romeo:imma dance with her
romeo:*dancin wit teh juliet*
juliet:dafuq are you
romeo:shh *kiss*
juliet::oo
*party over*
romeo:AYYY LOOK I FOUND DAT LADY'S HOUSE
romeo:LADY
romeo:HEY LADY
juliet:OMG HI I REMEMBER YOU
romeo:yeah its me hey wanna get married
juliet:dont you think its too soon
romeo:idk
juliet:brb
romeo:k
juliet:HEY YEAH LETS GET MARRIED TOMORROW
romeo:AWW YEAH I BET THIS PUTS ME ABOVE MERCUTIO AND BENVOLIO IN MAN POINTS
*next day*
rome and juli:FRIAR MARRY US PLEASE:
friar:idk and ROMEO WEREN'T YOU JUST SULKING OVER ROSALINE LIKE YESTERDAY
romeo:yeh
friar:ok fine ur married
rome and juli:yaaaay
*some time later*
tybalt:WELL SLAP MY BUTTOCKS AND CALL ME A MONTAGUE IS THAT ROMEO
mercutio:excuse you dont talk bout my friend like that
tybalt:shut up mercutio *stab*
mercutio:WAAHAHAH IM DED *he die*
romeo:hnnn
tybalt:....
romeo HNNN
tybalt:...
romeo:hnnnHIYAAAA *stab*
tybalt:oH NO IM DED AHH *he die too*
prince:ohmygod why did i JUST tell you yesterday about fighting
romeo:i sorry
prince:no ur banished
romeo:HWWHWHHAAAT YOU BANBISHED ME
romeo:*runs to friar* IMMA KILL MYSELF*
friar:no i have plan just go to mantua ok
romeo:k *leaves*
juliet:FRIAR HELP THE LOVE OF MY LIFE THAT I KNEW FOR LIKE 1 DAY JUST GOT BANISHED IMMA KILL MYSELF
friar:NO JULIET I HAVE A PLAN you drink this potion you look dead you be put in capulet tomb until you wake up and romeo find you and you run away together
juliet:ok
juliet:*goes home and drinks potion*
nurse:hey juliet rise and shi- OOOH MY GOD LADY CAPULET COME HERE OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
lady capulet:wha- OH NOO OH NO okay lets throw her in the tomb of dead people
nurse:k
juliet:*in da tomb* zzZzzZZzzzZ *not actually dead just sleepin*
romeo's servant:AYY YOO ROMEO I GOTS NEWS FOR YA
romeo's servant:JULIET'S DEAD
romeo:WHAT
romeo:WHAaaAaaaT
romeo:OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND POISON MYSELF BEFORE LOOKING INTO THE SITUATION AT ALL OR CONTACTING THE FRIAR OR ANYTHING
romeo:*buys potion*
romeo:*breaks into the tomb of dead capulet people*
romeo:oh my god its juliet wow she doesn't even look dead
romeo:but im sure she is
romeo:*kiss juliet*
romeo:*drinks poison*
romeo:he ded
juliet:*yawning* YAWWWN oh i can't wait to see my rome- WHAT DAFUQ
juliet:IT'S ROMEO NEXT TO ME
juliet:HE DED
juliet:*grabs sword and stabs herself*
oh yeah and romeo also killed Paris in the tomb by the way forgot to add that b/c apparently killing tybalt wasn't enough
friar:*comes in cell*
friar:uh oh
prince:WHAT DIS
CAPULET:WHAT DIS
LADY CAPULET:WHAT DIS
MONTAGUE:WHAT DIS
CApULET:*strokes montagues face* brother
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